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Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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Four Seasons Total Landscaping

‪Why did Trump hold his press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

Because America told him to sod off.‬

I managed to buy some GameStop stocks at only $8/share!

It is called "GameStop Total Landscaping," right?

Trump is going to make soon a major announcement

Meet us again at Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot

Trump will still be president of The United States after January 20th

He's having Rudy draw up the paperwork to form The United States Total Landscaping Co. as we speak!

I bought Pfizer years ago and was so excited to earn millions when they announced their COVID vaccine...

Oops.... Turns out I bought Pfizer Total Landscaping instead. Oh well. Maybe I could rent the place out for a news conference?

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