Did you hear the news about the guy who killed Tony the Tiger?
He's a cereal killer
How did Tony the Tiger find out he was going to be a dad?
His wife said “Honey, I’m laaaaaaaaaate”
Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently
The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.
Sadly, the voice actor of Tony the Tiger has passed away
His last words: "I don't feel GRRRREAT!"
Trump allegedly had an affair with Tony the Tiger.
When reached for a comment, his response want typical: "Nope, not true. Flake news."
For our anniversary I asked my wife if she'd mind spicing things up by wearing a catsuit and trying something new.
So if anyone wants to know what it's like to be pegged by Tony the Tiger, ask away.
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Well, there was this tiger who woke up one morning, and just felt great
(yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).
Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?" And this poor quaking little monkey replied: "You are of course, no one is mightier than you."
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Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered?
Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.
Police think its the work of a serial killer.
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