How did Tony the Tiger find out he was going to be a dad?
His wife said “Honey, I’m laaaaaaaaaate”
I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger
Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
What do Donald Trump and Tony the Tiger share in common?
Both are orange and both say They're Gr-r-reat!
Trump allegedly had an affair with Tony the Tiger.
When reached for a comment, his response want typical: "Nope, not true. Flake news."
Sadly, the voice actor of Tony the Tiger has passed away
His last words: "I don't feel GRRRREAT!"
This girl I took home from the bar wanted to role-play. I told her I would be Tony the Tiger.
But apparently a "Frosted Face" isn't good. Or great.
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Well, there was this tiger who woke up one morning, and just felt great
(yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).
Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?" And this poor quaking little monkey replied: "You are of course, no one is mightier than you."
Villain: ok we've injected you with truth serum
**Tony the Tiger:** they're kinda OK
**Voice-over guy:** just OK *is not OK*
Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered?
Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.
Police think its the work of a serial killer.