Chased by Injuns, the lone ranger and Tonto are galloping along when suddenly, Tonto stops, jumps down off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and listens. After a bit, he sits up and says 'BUFFALO COME!'
'how can you tell?' replies the lone ranger.
Tonto says 'Ear Sticky!'
Tonto and the Lone Ranger are riding their horses across the prairie...
Tonto begins to slow his horse and eventually comes to a complete stop.
Lone Ranger: “What is it Tonto?”
Tonto gets down from his horse and puts his ear to the ground.
Tonto: “Buffalo come.”
Lone Ranger: “Wow, how do you know that?”
Tonto: *rubs the side of his fac...
Tonto and the Lone Ranger are walking up a mountain...
When all of a sudden they see a beautiful blonde coming down the mountain by horseback.
Tonto goes up to the woman and says, "Some"
The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says, "Tonto you idiot you're an Indian you are supposed to say HOW not SOME!!!"
Tonto Looks back at the Lone Ra...
Ear me now
Tonto and the Lone Ranger are out riding the planes one day looking for signs of the herd when suddenly Tonto leaps from his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come" he says a few moments later. "Amazing!" says the Lone Ranger, "Can you sense the herd moving Tonto?" "No" says Tonto, "...
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