UPJOKE

I told someone Iā€™d bundle up some hay with them

but I baled.

I told some jokes to Satan once.

It was hell, but I was on fire.

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I just told some guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up.

Everyone started applauding me, so I told them to shut the fuck up, too.

I told some friends a joke about 9/11...

Just like the planes, it didn't land.

I was told some bad news last month. A good friend of mine had fallen into an upholstering machine and suffered terrible injuries.

The good news is he's now fully recovered

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