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Toilet Paper Shortage Jokes

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It was no wonder there was a toilet paper shortage.

Given the number of assholes in the country.

Worried about toilet paper shortage?

Don't worry. You don't have food - you don't need toilet paper.

Just recalling the great toilet paper shortage and my Walmart experience.

I couldnt find toilet paper anywhere at Walmart, so I finally found an associate wearing the signature yellow vest, and asked, " Is there toilet paper anywhere in this store?"

She looked me up and down and said, "We've been out of toilet paper for over a week."

Imagine my embarrassment...

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During the toilet paper shortage of the pandemic I found out a way to massively save money on toilet paper

Firstly I bought a bidet add-on kit for my toilet. But the biggest impact on my toilet paper usage has been that I just quit giving a shit.

The solution to the toilet paper shortage is the same as the solution to a crossword puzzle.

One square at a time.

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Bear and a Rabbit talking about the toilet paper shortage,...

The bear says, "It sucks being out of toilet paper. Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?

The rabbit says, "No, not really."

The bear says, "Thanks", and wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Caught empty handed by toilet paper shortages?

I guess that's why hind sight is 2020.

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