John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his room-mate, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the even...
Little Johnny comes to momma and says: "Mommy, I want a dog."
"No way!" says the mother. "Dogs are dirty, messy, leave hair everywhere and smell!" Johnny says again: "I want a dog!" Mother: "I already said there won't be any dog here. Wish anything else." Little Johnny thinks for a minute and then says: "Fair enough, mom. I wanna play mother and a fat...
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