A criminal was trying to hot-wire a car and accidentally electrocuted himself.
He got charged with battery.
A Buddhist walks up to hot dog stand and orders...
Make me one with everything
How does a ghost woman scare her victims?
With her boooooobies
Sorry, wanted to share this awful pun-joke. It's amazing!
EDIT: Thanks for voting this up to hot! Have a lovely and scary Halloween! Take care everyone!
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