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Amish users of reddit, what is it like going about your day to day life without technology?

Hello?
Hello?
Anyone there?

I got a job assisting a fledgling orchestra with their day to day activities and helping to organize upcoming shows...

My official title is Band Aide.

(I thought of this in the shower, so it's definitely not funny)

Doctor: Does impotence bother you in your day to day life?

Patient: It hasn't come up.

I was getting really bored of my normal day to day life...

So I developed Parkinson’s to shake things up a bit

i went to a redneck barbers to day,

sat down in the chair then quickly changed my mind got up and walked away.

Think i may have dodged the mullet on this one.

I had to leave work early to day .. I had a appointment with a horse doctor.

How that horse became a doctor is beyond me

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My therapist recommended an anonymous community to me, a narcissist. Said that they gather and discuss their day to day accomplishments, annoyances, etc.

I told him I've been using Reddit for a couple months now and see no changes.

I then saw myself out.

Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick.

Boss:- How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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