UPJOKE

A tired mom is in the kitchen...

Mom: Will you set the table for dinner?

Son: Can I do it after dinner?

Mom: Sure.

A tired mom opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood

Who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can."
The beleaguered woman said, "I'll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each."

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