Tire Swing Jokes

The customers are noticing the sickly animals and they're not coming back.

In a desperate ploy the zoo decides to hire a new position. They hire an ambitious young man to dress up as a gorilla.

"It's an easy job", they explain in the interview. "Climb up and down the ropes, swing on... read more

A tire swing.

...when suddenly they hear a knock on their door, they decide to just ignore it sense it's is so late at night. but after a while they hear yet another knock, this time the man decides to see what all the is commotion about. upon opening the door he discovers an old man soaked to the bone, and rathe... read more