What's black and hangs from a tree?

A tire swing.

A small local zoo is losing business because it has a terrible track record keeping its animals alive.

The customers are noticing the sickly animals and they're not coming back.

In a desperate ploy the zoo decides to hire a new position. They hire an ambitious young man to dress up as a gorilla.

"It's an easy job", they explain in the interview. "Climb up and down the ropes, swing on...

one rainy night a man and his wife were laying in bed...

...when suddenly they hear a knock on their door, they decide to just ignore it sense it's is so late at night. but after a while they hear yet another knock, this time the man decides to see what all the is commotion about. upon opening the door he discovers an old man soaked to the bone, and rathe...

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