Tiny Head Jokes

A man walks into a bar, seemingly normal sized body, but he has what can only be described as a head so tiny, it was unfit to be on top of his neck. He goes up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Drinks are on the house if you don't mind me asking what is wrong with your head."
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One guy says to the other guy "Go over there and ask him why is head so small." The second guy says "No way man you do it."

So he proceeded to the end of the bar asking him "Hey man, why is your head so tiny?"

The guy with the tiny head says "It's okay, everybody ask me all the time.... read more

A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink. While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head. So, he asks the guy, "How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head?" The guy replied, "I was walking along the beach one day... read more

And so, one day, the bartender musters the courage to mention the funny look, and ask if there was a story behind it.

"Well, I was walking this desert one day, when I cam upon an old style lamp. I rubbed it clean with my sleeve, and poof, a genie came out. It held the shape of a woman, an... read more

He sits down, and orders a thimble of beer. The bartender looks confused, but gets him the drink. "Here's your drink, sir," says the barman. "But I have to ask. Are you, um, okay?"

^("Yes, I'm fine,") says the man. ^("It's not painful or anything.") He gestures at his tiny head.

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After a few drinks he starts to relax, so the curious bartender feels comfortable enough to inquire about the man's tiny noggin.

"Sorry to be intrusive.. but how did you end up with such a tiny head?" Asks the bartender.

The man replies: "I was the captain of an elite naval vessel pat... read more

A guy walks into a bar and sees a man at the other end with a very small head, about the size of a softball. He walks up and says, I just have to ask, whats up with your head? The guy with the tiny head says, "I was walking along the beach alone one night and a mermaid appeared. She said that she... read more

Two guys are sitting in a bar just talking. One guy notices a guy across the bar with a little, tiny head. He points it out and the two guys start laughing about it, when they notice the guy starts walking toward them.

One guy says "Oh shit, he's coming over here".

The tiny head guy ... read more