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Tinier Jokes

What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant?

An ant's teeny weenie.

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A callow youth walks into a talent scout’s office…

…gingerly cradling a cardboard box with some small holes poked in two sides.

After sitting nervously among a four-foot-tall sword swallower, a violinist with six-fingers on each hand, and a sexy contortionist named LuLu LaFrance who whispered something in his ear that turned him beet red, the...

I am surprised how little people change.

Actually it’s the same, but with tinier clothes.

My wife asked me, “Do you find it surprising how little people change?”

I said, “No. The process is the same, except for tinier clothes.”

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Weary man walks into a bar...

Inside it's warm and someone out of sight is playing a piano. The music soothes the man and the weight of the world is totally lifted from his shoulders. It's so soft and lilting he feels like he's bathing in it.

He goes to the barkeep and orders a beer.

"Hey," he says to bartender, "W...

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