UPJOKE

How did Father Time and Mother Earth get together?

Only Time will tell.

Why is it a bad idea to confide in a clock?

Time will tell

My wife asked" Are you sure you need a $1200 watch?!

I said " Only time will tell."

People say I'm crazy for asking my watch the answers to the mysteries of the universe

I believe I'll be vindicated some day. Only time will tell.

My friend asked me if I could try my hand at fixing his broken clock

After tinkering with it for a bit, I handed it back to him.

"How will I know if it's fixed?" he asked.

To which I replied, "Time will tell."

Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around

Because time will tell.

Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago

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