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Time Traveller Jokes

Time traveller walks into a bar

Bartender says, “we don’t serve time travellers here.”

Time traveller responds, “since when?”

What can you say to cheer up a time traveller?

"The past is yet to come."

A time traveller travelled 1 month into the future and opened r/Jokes

"Damn, I failed again"

My wife must have wanted to be a time traveller

She keeps going back to the past.

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A time traveller is at a job interview

Time traveller: I’m always early

Boss: what is your biggest str-WHAT THE FUCK

A time traveller asks his friend

A time traveller asks his friend, "I might host a party for my birthday last year, I regret not having one, what do you reckon?

The friend replies ,"yea it was alright".

Why didn't the time traveller ask the girl out?

Because he doesn't like no for an answer.

Have you heard of the upcoming movie where a time traveller gets transformed into a chicken?

It's called Bawk to the Future.

What does a time traveller do after a meal

He goes back four seconds

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An art student and a time traveller walk into a bar.

The art student takes a seat, looking pretty down.

The time traveller asks "Whats wrong?"

"I just got kicked out of art school" He repiles "Say, hows the art scene in the future?"

The time traveller shrugs and says "Eh. Its pretty terrible all things considered."

The art ...

Why did a time traveller kill John Wilks Booth?

Because he was trying to kill the precedent

I've started a time travellers club

The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm

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