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Time Is Relative Jokes

If time is relative...

... can a joke about Hawking dying be "too soon"?

I can’t believe it is already more than a hundred years since Einstein proved that Time is relative.

Feels like it was just yesterday.

Why did Einstein only own grandfather clocks

Because time is relative

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If time and space were hot girls, you could only fuck Space

Because Time is relative.

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Did you know people in Alabama often have sex with clocks?

It's because time is relative.

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