President Putin is in a meeting at the Kremlin when suddenly, one of the officials enters the room and approaches Putin, saying, "Mr. President! We've just received news that Comrade Prigozhin has tragically died in an airplane accident!"
Surprised, Putin raises his hand and checks his watch,...
They say "Time flies when you're having fun"...
I don't get it man, what's the best way to time a fly?
Time flies like an arrow...
...but fruit flies like a banana.
Probably, a lot of you already know this one. But I posted it from a -- *ahem* -- 'philosophical' consideration (not a really good idea for a joke subreddit).
But I think about this joke from time to time. Not only is it a complex double pun -- flie...
“Time flies.”
I can’t. They’re too fast.
Time flies when you name your bird after seasoning.
I am aware that the correct spelling is thyme
My teacher once told me, "Time flies."
I replied, "You can't, they're too fast."
When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his, that I didn't know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner, waiting for time to pass by. Then a man approached me and said, "Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies. Look at me now.... I didn't enjoy it." He then passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to ...
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After some time of flirting on the Internet, the girl decided to invite the guy to her place. At the appointed time, she is put aside, put on make-up, sits and waits with satisfaction. But time flies and the guy is still gone. An hour or two passes ... after 4 hours the girl got pissed off, wa...
Every time I'm at the circus, insects keep keep buzzing around my head whispering the future to me.
Time flies when you're having fun.
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