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Time Consuming Jokes

Everyone knows eating a clock is very time consuming

But I hope you saved room for seconds

Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming.

Especially when I came back for seconds.

Becoming pigeons can be extremely time consuming...

It took a pig eons to become one.

Have you ever tried eating a clock?

It's very time consuming.

EDIT: Also, I don't want my time to go to waist.
Courtesy of /u/Carter127

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Reddit is like anal sex

You dont know how it works for the first time,
It can be painful and time consuming,
But if done correctly you start enjoying it later.

AND ITS NOT FOR EVERYONE.

Last evening when I came out of hot shower after a long day of work, I saw my dog eat my watch.

It was time consuming.

I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock....

I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds.

I'm here all day..

I just read that in an alternate ending to Beauty and the Beast the Beast turns ravenous and eats Cogsworth

He was delicious, but the whole process was time consuming.

I once was dared to eat a clock

I would not recommend doing it, as it was really time consuming.

Was not that bad though, i even had seconds...

So here I am eating a clock

It's very time consuming so I desided to spice it up abit and add some redbull to make time fly

Never thought eating a clock would take so long

it's time consuming.

A dinner.

Jack: Hey, Ryan. Do you want seconds?

Ryan: Yeah.

Jack: Then why don't you eat a clock you dumbass!

Ryan: I would but it would be very time consuming.

Of all the Guinness world records my Dad held...

He told me the one where he ate a grandfather clock was the most time consuming.

I once served a pair of clocks for dinner, but I'll never do it again;

it was two time consuming.

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