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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

I just tried to follow Tim Howard on twitter...

I got blocked.

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I heard Tim Howard's daughters are all still virgins.

Cause ain't no balls getting past him.

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