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Tie One On Jokes

The other day, I decided to tie one on at the local bar.

No sooner than I sit down, when a big guy walks up to the bar, slapping it with his big, meaty paw, yells, "Hey Jackass! Get me another round of beers!"

Aghast, I watched the poor bartender slouch over to the tap, and pulled three perfect pints, which he deftly delivered without spilling a dr...

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Hobo and the hot dog

Two hobos guys are dying to get shit faced and they only have 75 cents between them. So they hatch a plan and buy one hot dog.
They go into the bar, tie one on and when the bartender asks them to pay up the one hobo pokes the hot dog through his fly and the other hobo guy starts sucking on it....

Guy got so drunk he blew chunks (vomited)

A bartender overhears a guy in the bar bragging to his friends about how he is going to "tie one on" About 10 minutes later the guy walks up to the bar and asks for a 40 pounder of tequila. The bartender says to him I'll make you a deal, if you drink that whole bottle of tequila before you leave h...

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