What do you call it when a cardigan is thrown away
A discardigan
What did the old processor say when it was thrown away?
"that megahertz"
Over 600 thousand watches are thrown away each year
I guess you could call it a waste of time.
An employee’s only job was to throw away M&M’s that weren’t perfect. His boss came to check on him, and found he had thrown away almost half of the M&M’s. When asked why, the employee replied...
“A lot of them had W’s instead of M’s, so I threw them out.”
whats the difference between a Politician and a Werewolf?
one of them is an inhuman beast who has thrown away their humanity and has no concern or care for the people they hurt.
the other is a werewolf
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Two aliens land on Earth in the middle of nowhere near a gas station and one of them gets out to make first contact.
He goes to the gas pump and says "Hello, we're from outer space, and we'd like to establish relations, how can I find your leader?"
Obviously, the pump doesn't respond so the alien is rather annoyed by such rudeness but he tries again.
"Yeah so we're just trying to get in touch with yo...
I like to think of myself as a bottle of fine wine
I’m saving myself for another 10-15 years, but in reality I’ll probably wait too long, become funky, and just be left untouched until I’m thrown away
Kids are like a box of chocolates
The ones no-one like are thrown away
My parents are really against my candlemaking habit.
One day, I came home, and saw that they had thrown away all of my parrafinalia.
"Where would I be without my mom?"
Probably, wiped off on a tissue and thrown away
A factory worker is leaving with his wheelbarrow after a long workday.
On his way out, the worker is stopped by a security guard.
"What's in the box?" asks the guard.
"A box." replies the worker.
Annoyed, the guard says, "I know you have a small box. What's in the box?"
"Well, you know the sawdust on the floor is swept up and thrown away. W...
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