A blonde is throwing out an entire trash bag of empty shampoo bottles.
Her neighbor approaches her and says, "wow. that's a lot of shampoo bottles." She says, "of course! I go through one bottle a day. Just following directions." The neighbor, perplexed, says, "what do you mean? Following directions?" The blonde says, "well it says to 'Rinse, Lather, And Repeat' but it...
Seen some people throwing out random Greek words to sound smart.
You won't see one iota of that from me.
"I do not tolerate tardiness," a professor tells his class at the beginning on the semester.
Looking out at the sea of stricken faces in the large lecture hall he continues. "There are 300 of you, and only one of me. I will not allow you to waste my time. If you are late to class, I will count you as absent for the day. If you hand in an assignment late, it will not count towards your grade...
In my freshman year of college...
I lived in a dorm with other students. The guys were on the top floor and the girls were on the bottom floor. Unfortunately, the dorms were quite run down, and some mice began to infiltrate the girls' rooms. The girls set up traps to catch the mice, but they were not keen on throwing out the capture...
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing out the bent ones.
Why was blonde eventually fired from the M&M factory?…
She was throwing out all the W’s
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An apple a day keeps a doctor away!
I'm buying one apple every day to keep myself healthy
Punchlines: 1) Probably should be eating them, not just buying.
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2) At the end of the week I'm throwing out apple puree.
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3) So far I have 148 apples at my house, any ideas what to do next?
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