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Throw Thing Jokes

I throw things at bad doctors

So the quack ducks.

I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas.

Keeps them on their toes.

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TIL Nickleback, tired and at their last show across Europe (in Portugal), had roadies throw things at them from within the audience during the show. The lead singer used it as an excuse to walk off stage, thus getting them out of having to perform.

Just kidding. It was their fans throwing shit at them because everyone hates Nickleback even their fans.

A mexican, a Chinese, and an American get in a plane

While in the air the pilot said that the passengers needed to throw things out the window because the plane was too heavy. The Mexican threw out his beans since he had a lot in his country. The Chinese man then throws his rice out since he has a lot of it in his country. The American then says, "Oh,...

Three men are in a helicopter.

They urge one another to throw things off the side. The first says "Watch this!" and drops a rusty nail out of the helicopter.

"That's nothing!" says the second man, who proceeds to drop three rusty nails out of the helicopter.

The third man smiles, says "Take a load of this," and drop...

Some sciences as per my high school nephew...

Geology: All hail the Rock!
Psychology: brainception
Genetics: Punett squares and percentages
Chemistry: what is water?
Biology: no math for the love of God
Physics: 1001 ways to throw things
Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

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