One step.. two step.. three step.. four step.. five step.. six step.. do you know what this is?
Stairway to Seven.
That was a dumb joke, but it was the first thing that popped in my head this morning.
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open do...
LPT: Follow the given three steps in order to successfully accomplish a murder.
1. Set out a few high-mounted boxes with hole in the front of them. 2. Scatter about several boxes filled with cashews. 3. Be sure to do this in a place crows frequent.
Throwing Watches
Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground.
The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch an...
An Easter laugh
Moses & Jesus were walking along the shore of the sea.
Moses asked, “You ever wonder if you can still do “it”?”
Jesus replied, “Sometimes. How about you?”
“Yeah. Let’s see if we can!”
Moses turned to the sea, raised his hands and spread them apart. The sea parted and ...
I just found out how to make easy money with a three step plan.
Step 1. Get a job. Step 2. Go to your job and do work. Step 3. Get money.
three brainteasers to sharpen your mind
**Q1 : how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in three steps ?**
Answer :
1. you open the refrigerator 2. you put the elephant in 3. you close the refrigerator
**Q2 : how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator in four steps ?** ...
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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for an empty glass
The bartender gives him the glass. Then he says to the bartender "I bet 100$ I can piss into this glass from a meter away without a single drop on the floor". The bartender agrees, puts the glass on a table and stands next to it. The guy takes three steps back, pulls his pants down and starts peeing...
A scientist is running experiments with spiders...
He believes he has discovered something profound so he calls up everyone he can, family, friends, press to come see him present his discovery to the world.
Everyone shows up and the scientist begins his experiment. He has 8 spiders lined up in a row and he says simply "walk three steps forwar...
Some jokes that my mum told me a long while ago :D
Joke 1:
How do you put an elephant inside a fridge in three steps?
Step 1: Open the fridge door. Step 2: Put the elephant in. Step 3: Close the fridge door.
Joke 2:
How do you put a giraffe inside a fridge in four steps?
Step 1: Open the fridge door. ...
My girl wants to travel so bad
I told her to pick up a basketball and take three step
My favorite Finnish joke
Pekka is at a party in a tall building in the great city of Helsinki, which is quite different from the small timber cabin in the forest he is used to as a lumberjack. Pekka is enjoying the party, but after a few bottles of the moonshine he brought, Pekka finds himself in the need of a toilet. He as...
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