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What are the worst three states to live?

State of Despair. / State of Confusion. / State of Poverty.

President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states.

Solid, liquid and gas.

My friend, Karen, and I visited a place you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri. Karen opened up that she was actually in a fourth state: crippling depression. I said, "I'm so sorry"

"...but you can't count Missouri twice."

There are three states of matter

Doesn't matter

Matters a bit

Really matters a lot

A solid joke

A scientist is studying the three states of matter.

The scientist then makes an amazing discovery, the scientist in the other room then walks in, he asks "What's the matter?"

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