Somewhere in the world, a woman is giving birth every three seconds...
We've got to find that woman and stop her!!!!!!!
My wife said "If we ever win the lottery, I want you to buy me something compact, shiny, and can go from 0 to 200 in three seconds. I figured why wait, so surprised her that night.....
... with a shiny new bathroom scale.
A Mexican magician is going to disappear in three seconds
He says to the audience, "I will disappear in three seconds"
"Uno" "Dos" *poof*
He disappeared without a tres.
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