The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
Fireman;s hose
So, a fireman comes home from work one day, and says to his wife, "you know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell 1 rings, and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell three rings, and we all get on the trucks".
"So from now on, we're going t...
What is the difference between the Russian Military and Barnum and Bailey?
Barnum & Bailey only have three rings in their circus - and a lot less clowns!
A young man intends to marry the love of his life.
His father explains the three rings.
The first ring is the engagement ring. It tells her of your undying love.
The second ring is the wedding ring. It signifies your intent to stay with this woman for the rest of your lives.
Then comes the suffering.
The Big Orange Head Joke
A man walks into a bar. As he's ordering a beer, he happens to glance down towards the other end of the bar and see a man with a big orange head. As the bartender brings his beer, the man asks him, "What's with the guy with the big orange head?"
The bartender chuckles. "Yeah," he says, "That'...
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