A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.
'The one on the left costs $500,' says the store owner.
'Why so much?' asks the cus...
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(Overhead in a Arabic cafe- very nasty) A Tunisian, Algerian and Egyptian are arguing...
About whose the manliest out of all three. They decide to have a competition. They go to the zoo and rob three monkeys. They decide whoever gets the monkey pregnant must be the manliest man there is.
So the Tunisian shags his monkey and gets her pregnant and she gives birth to four little hum...
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