A waitress at a diner gives a man his check. As he gets up to leave, he puts down the amount for the check plus three cents for the tip. The waitress notices this and approaches him before he leaves.
Waitress: You know, I can tell a lot about a person by each of the coins that are left. Man: Okay, what do these pennies tell you about me?
Waitress: This first one tells me that you are very thrifty. Man: Hmm. Yes, that's true. Go on.
Waitress: This second one tells me that you ...
Bronko Nagurski story
After retiring from the NFL, Bronko lived out the rest of his 82-year life on the shores of Rainy Lake on the Canadian border. He preferred not to "toot his own horn" and refused most interviews. Other than farming, Bronko ran a service station in International Falls with his sons. He became famous ...
I would make a homeless joke...
But I don't want to throw my three cents in
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