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Thot Jokes

What is a "thot"?

A "thot" is a ho with her T Ts out

What do you call the school thot?

The headmaster

What do a T-Rex, a thot, and my pizza have in common?

They’re all meat lovers

Thots are like circles.

Curvy, but pointless.

What do you call 2 thots fighting?

A hoe-down

Why are thots always thick?

Because they're always a mouthful.

What's a thots favourite bird?

A swallow

Just saw a color at the paint store called "Thot".

It's not too bright but it spreads easily.

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What do you call a philosopher who's banging a prostitute?

Someone who's deep in thot.

Did you hear about the new website most popular with Alabama THOTs?

Only Fam

What plane model can carry the most thots?

Hoeing 737

German thots be like...

Guten slag

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What is the difference between a rooster and a thot.

One says cock-a-doodle-doo and the other says any cock will do.

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As a new adult I realized how bad inflation got when I paid for my first prostitute.

My grandpa used to say it something about how it was only "a penny for your thots".

A man walked into a hardware store and asked "how much is that thot".

"What?" asks the clerk.

The man pointed to the garden tools. "That hoe over there."

Ida hoes =

Tater thots

How did God respond to worldwide declining birth rates?

Sending thots and players.

Why did the pimp call a meeting of his hoes when he felt unsure about himself?

# He had to gather his thots.

What's the difference between Reddit and Instagram?

Reddit fills your mind with thoughts.

Instagram fills your mind with thots.

When you make a lady of the night mad….

That’s Thot-provoking

Hear about the girl who banged her philosophy professor for a better grade?

He was deep in thot.

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I'm thinking about remaking 1984 as a porno.

I'll call it "Thot Police"

What do you call an argument that says the patriarchy doesn't exist?

Thot-provoking

I've decided to open the world's cheapest brothel.

Penny for your thots?

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What do you call it when the pizza boy shows up while you’re fucking a prostitute?

Food for thot

Some of my friends go on Tinder dates just for free food

I guess you could call it food for thot.

Just traded my girlfriend for a bean burrito.

Food for thot.

A friend of mine is newly single

I wished him thots and prayers

What do blind people beat off to?

Thots

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What do you call a train full of prostitutes?

A train of Thot.

Why was the friendly pimp so successful?

Because he ensured all his customers that he would keep them in his thots.

Why'd the accused pimp take so long to answer the judge?

He wanted to gather his THOTs first.

The local strip club had a sale.

Their sign said a penny for our thots.

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What do you call a Christmas sex toy drive?

Toys for Thots.

My girlfriend, an Instagram model, asked me to go to the store. She said to get groceries and nothing else.

Just food for thot.

Why did prostitues in 330 BCE hate Plato?

Historians have found that this uproar was due to his teachings being too Thot-provoking

What do you call a hoe from Idaho?

A tater thot.

What do social media influencers call it when they begin sharing their insights on how they got to where they are today?

Thot Leadership.

I match with a lot of depressed girls on Tinder

All I have are negative thots.

If grass is to cows what fish is to cats, then what are donations to twitch cam girls?

Food for thot.

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