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Third Marriage Jokes

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Trump’s third marriage is successful for one simple reason:

He and Melania agreed to have sex in different locations.

A Well-Planned Life?

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well planned life? "
"Yes," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my th...

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