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Third Grader Jokes

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Three third graders, a Jewish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid are on the playground at recess.

The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game "Lets see who has the largest penis," he says. "Okay." They all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Now not to be outdone, the Hillb...

The first/ last joke my third grader got to tell before quarantine

I set up a joke minute for of my 3rd graders as a way of helping him create healthy boundaries to meet his needs (attention), and this is the first one he got to tell. As far as I know, he made it up himself:

You know when you're at a restaurant, and the waiter is taking forever and ever? W...

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NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says...

"Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?" She replies, "no It's because you're 19".

Donald trump, the pope, Mike Pence, and a third grader are all on a plane about to crash with only 3 parachutes.

Mike Pence grabs a parachute and says “My life matters because I am the Vice President of the United States, and that is too important of a position to be given to anyone other than me” before jumping out of the plane.

Donald Trump grabs a bag and says “My life matters because I am the smarte...

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton set aside their differences to talk to a group of third graders...

So Hillary tells the students, "Today we are going to talk about the difference between a tragedy, a great loss, and an accident. Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"

A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out on the street after a ball and gets hit by a car?" Donald go...

Michael and Jerry are two third graders in the same school. One day, Michael told Jerry: “I just learned a neat trick that made me twenty bucks yesterday.”

“Really? What’s the trick?” Asked Jerry.

“It’s easy.” Michael said “Just go up to an adult and whisper in their ears: ‘I know everything about that dirty little secret of yours, now give me ten bucks, or else’ ; I’ve tried it on my parents last night and it totally worked!”

Excited, Je...

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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students...

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was so he replied, „I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade anf I'm smarter than her too.“ The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the s...

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A Jew, an Italian, and a Black guy at recess [Possibly NSFW and offensive]

Once, there were three third graders. One was Italian, one was Jewish, and one was Black. They were at recess. They were also good friends.

"Whaddya wanna play?", the Black guy said.

"Uh...soccer", the Jew said.

"I can't run. Remember my leg?", the Italian guy said.

"How ...

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I know...

A 3rd grader really wants the new Pokemon game, but needs thirty bucks to get it. He tells his friend at school about his problem and his friend says, "Look, there's this awesome trick you can do to get money whenever you want. Just go up to an adult, look them in the eyes, and say, 'I know.' You'll...

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What was the first 3D printer?

Your butthole!

*** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach.

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3rd graders

3 third graders, a jew, Italian, and Black decide to have a dick measuring contest as recess to see who has the biggest. The jew whips his out and the Italian kid shouts out "that nothing" and whips his out. The black says "check out this" and he by far has the biggest cock of all. At dinner that ni...

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