What award do they give to the thinnest person in the world?

The No-Belly Prize

What is the thinnest book in the world?

20 centuries of German humor.

What was my prize for coming first in the National "Thinnest Arms" competition.

Atrophy.

Darwin once said that its "survival of the fittest"

In Africa it's "survival of the thinnest"

I love the English cricket team....

The thinnest guy is called broad, ugliest guy is called swann, slowest fielder is trott, guy who is 'behind' the stumps is called prior, and guy whose father's name is john is called peter-son. And the guy who is named Monty goes in with his clothes on.

No doubt, this Cricket team deserves to...

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