I sent my ex girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis, just to let her know I was thinking of her
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Somebody, somewhere, has masturbated while thinking of you
And other lies you can tell yourself
I was thinking of you today. I even made a sculpture of you.....
Then I flushed the toilet.
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