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NOT THINKING OF YOU

I sent my ex girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis, just to let her know I was thinking of her

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Somebody, somewhere, has masturbated while thinking of you

And other lies you can tell yourself

I was thinking of you today. I even made a sculpture of you.....

Then I flushed the toilet.

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