What do mythical beasts and honest politicians have in common?
They don't exist.
What do my girlfriend and ethical capitalism have in common?
They don't exist
I was bragging to my friends about how I had a date coming up with this hot girl...
My friends laughed and made fun of me, saying that she probably doesn't even exist.
But the joke's on them, because they don't exist either!
Glen and Paul meet at a Bar...
... Paul mentions that he just bought a giant Pink Ape. Glen is like" No way, they don't exist" Paul decides to prove it to him.
So, they hop into Paul's car and head 5 miles to a small shed with a wooden door with wooden steps, that lead down to a steel door with steel steps, that lead down ...
I call my friends Dodo birds
Because they don't exist.
what do global warming and Barack Obama have in common?
Trump likes to pretend they don't exist
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