He goes to the counter and starts eating the nuts. Suddenly he hears a voice say “you’re handsome” coming from the countertop, he looks around to find the source of the voice, but is unable to do so.
He continues eating the nuts when the voice once again says “you have nice hair.”
The ...
Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons?
Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
A little old lady
A sweet little old lady was riding on a bus heading to another town to visit her children. She was seated behind the driver. On the way she offered some nuts to the bus driver saying "Here you go, sonny." And the driver took them gladly to eat. After a few minutes she offered some more nuts saying "...
You look really nice
So a man is at the bar by himself and he orderes a drink and sits down and after a while he hears "I like your tie" and he looks around and cant see anyone who could of possible said it. He goes back to drinking until he hears again "I love your hair", so he looks around again and still cant find an...
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