There Is No Punchline Jokes

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As he would have wanted, there is no punchline.

There is no punchline.

They get to the building, and there's a long line to get in


They go to take pictures, and there a long line for pictures


They go to get flowers, and there's another long line for flowers.


James is fed up with all the lines, so he goes for some punch, and finds that ... read more

Now that I have your ear- there is no punchline. This has all just been a corny set up.

First, he goes to the tuxedo store to rent a tux, there was a huge line and he finally got the tux after 30 minutes. Next, he goes to the flower shop to buy a bouquet of flowers. There was an even longer line and he waited for 60 minutes to finally get the flowers. Finally, he went to the car shop t... read more

There is no punchline.

He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.

He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.... read more

He repeats this process several times a day for a few days.
After the 4th day, a McDonald's manager decides to investigate why this man is buying so many drinks. He asks the man "why do you keep buying so many drinks when you could just go to a grocery store and get them cheaper?"

The man... read more

He waits in a very long line to get prom tickets.

He then proceeds to rent a limousine, where the line is long as well.

The guy heads to the florist, where he stands in line for over an hour to buy flowers.

Once they arrive at prom, his girlfriend asks him to get punch, which h... read more

She notices that the line is really long, gave up, and decided to go to the restroom to fix her hair.
She notices that the bathroom has a very long line as well, so she decides to get a drink.
To her surprise, there is no punchline.

The ceremony is beautiful. The man and his wife are both struck with nostalgia and joy as they sit and remember their own wedding day. They hold hands throughout the ceremony, moved nearly to tears. Then, at the end of the ceremony, the new couple even walk out to the same song the husband and wife ... read more

There is no punchline.

First he goes to rent a tuxedo, but there's a long line at the rental office. He waits for a while but soon gets a tux. Next on his list is a limo. He calls but there's a long line of callers and he is put on hold for an hour. He waits it out and is able to order his limo. Then on his list is flower... read more

Halfway through his joke he realizes there is no punchline.

So he ditches his friends to grab a cup of punch.

My husband used to beat me on regular basis. Sometimes, he would get his drinking mates and they would stand one after another to beat me. But one day I said to myself: get a grip woman, enough is enough. So when my husband and his mates collapsed drunk, I run away to this shelter. After 6 mon... read more

Being the nice person he was, he pulled over and let the man in.

“Aww, thank you! I’ve been out there for about 2 hours just with my suitcase!”

They got to talking, and eventually the man got to his stop.

“Thank you, and I never told you what was in my suitcase. Come on out of y... read more

A guy asks a girl to a dance. She says yes, so he immediately starts preparing. He goes to the car rental, stands in line to rent a limo. He goes to the tailor, stands in line to rent a tux. Then he goes to the florist, and stands in line to get his date a corsage.

The big night finally comes... read more

She agrees and he says he is going to make it the best night of her life. He doesn't want to let her down so he goes to buy a super nice suit, but the line at the suit store is massive. He groans and reluctantly waits in line for hours before finally getting his suit.



Next, he wants ... read more

A boy asked the girl he is in love with to prom. There was a long line of boys waiting to ask her. When he got to the front asked she said yes. After she said yes he went to the florist to pick up a corsage for her. He arrived to find a huge line. He waited in the line to get her flowers. Next after... read more

Homecoming is coming up soon, and a boy has been meaning to ask his crush to go with him, but has been pushing it back because of fear. He wants to go with her so finally, at the end of the day he builds up the courage to ask her. He approaches her standing in front of her locker and asks her the q... read more