When my dentist reminded me about my husband’s sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me....

We have different dentists...

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I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me...

My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!

Punctuation Matters!

I was walking past a farm and a sign said:

"Duck, Eggs"

I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me."

Earlier I saw someone throwing Stephen King books at people. I asked why they were doing that...

Then IT hit me.

I forgot where my boomerang was

Then it hit me.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

**Then it hit me.**

I’ve been wondering why it is called a punch line towards the end of jokes...

And then it hit me

I saw this rock and I was wondering why it was coming closer,

But then it hit me.

I couldn't figure out why a male sheep is called a Ram...

Then it hit me.

I’ve been playing in the street all day wondering why I haven’t seen a single car

And then it hit me

Yesterday I was walking,

and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street. And then it hit me.

Standing in the park today I wondered, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets?"

And then it hit me.

I'm a physicist and I went to a baseball game the other day....A foul ball got hit my way.... As the baseball came toward me, I was trying to work out how long it would take to reach me, based on its arc and velocity...

And then it hit me.

I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen...

... and then it hit me.

I thought I'd lost my boomerang the other day when I threw it too hard

And then it hit me

So the other day I was crossing the street trying to remember something very important,

And then it hit me, at 50 mph.

I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea.

Then it hit me.

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The other day, I couldn't get my tractor to start

The other day, I couldn't get my tractor to start. So I went round the front to see why it wasn't working. I flicked a lever, fiddled with a few buttons, pulled the line...

And then it hit me.

Foolproof: How I became a billionnaire in just 15 days. You can do it too.

When my wife and I got married we only got 0.50$ of combined wealth.

I was wandering around in the fruit market in desperation, that was when I saw an apple for 50 cents. I was so hungry that I spent our 50 cents in a blink of an eye. On one apple.

But then it hit me: What have I done?...

I was talking about the presidents of the United States today...

Then it hit me -


Orange is the new Black.

I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me

Then it hit me

A long, long time ago, I used to be a farmer.

I used to grow wheat and the quality of my product was second to none. I was famous all over the world for my unmatched wheat harvest.

Everything was going fine, until this one day.

In the middle of a pitch black night, my most bitter rival stole all of my wheat. None of it left on the...

Somebody once said, "watch out for that ball".

I didn't really understand what he meant, but then it hit me.

Earlier, I was wondering why my boomerang hadn't come back after I threw it.

And then it hit me.

I shot an arrow into the air, where it went I had no care...

then it hit me.

A ghost threw a ball at me once

At first i was confused......





and then it hit me...

I used to think women were objects.

But then it hit me.

The roof was caving in by the minute. I spent my few seconds deciding what to do...

And then it hit me.

An old lady in London...(a true story)

Around a week ago I was waiting in queue behind an old lady at KFC. She placed her order, paid in cash, and all was well until she received one of those new plastic £5 notes as change from the cashier.

She vocally expressed her dislike about the presence of animal products in the new £5 bills...

I was wondering what would happen if a rock fell out the sky.

Then it hit me.

I was wondering why a guy was throwing rocks at me

And then it hit me.

I spent two hours looking for my axe.

And then it hit me.

I used to work as a bed salesman

One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop.

Reminiscing my life 5 years ago

Was a bit of a loner, not that i kept to myself or anything like that, i just couldnt manage to make friends no matter how hard I tried.

My 24th birthday came and decided to go out
and celebrate, on my own of course.

Met some group of friends that night, we got along pretty well an...

A friend pushed me on to some train tracks and said it was a joke.

I didn't get it, but then it hit me.

I was wondering why people keep looking at the cars while crossing the road

Then it hit me.

One morning I was wondering

One morning, I was wondering what the hell was that flying in the sky.

Is it a bird? I think its not. It does not have wings

Neither is a plane. Its shape is circle. So I'm very sure its not a plane.

Its not a kite because it doesn't even around move.

But I noticed a very...

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