My circus hired what has to be the world's worst human cannon ball.
Unfortunately he's unionised so we can't even fire him.
I own the world's worst thesaurus.
Not only is it awful, it's awful.
Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!"
Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence
The world's worst child nurse?
Ms. Carriage
Newlyweds
Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathrom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then he throws his socks under the bed. K...
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