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The Word Of The Day Jokes

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The word of the day is "RECTUM".

My friend had two cars and rectum both.

"The word of the day is 'contagious'" Said the teacher, "Who can use it in a sentence?"

Little Jenny stood up and said "My dad has a cold and said its contagious"

The teacher praised Jenny and ask for an example from another student.

Billy stood up and said "Miss, my mum has the flu, and I think its contagious"

Happy with Billy's response, the teacher asked for on...

The word of the day is contagious.

Teacher: "Who can give me a sentence with the word contagious in it?"

Little Johnny's hand flies up and he exclaims: "Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious!"

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