The Wind Is So Strong Jokes

The first guy looks at the second guy and says" you know the wind is so strong up here, if you jump out the window, it'll carry you right back up."
The second guy looks at the first and says "I'm not stupid I'm not going to kill myself."
The first guy says "watch." So he heads over to the wind... read more

and there's a massive storm outside. Gale force winds.

One man turns to the other and says:
"You know Mac, the wind is so strong right now, I bet you could jump out the window, and the wind would carry you gently down onto that window cleaning platform on the other side of the building, 20... read more

Two men are in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The first man says to the other, "You know, some days the wind is so strong up here you can take a drink of beer, jump out the window, and walk right back in."

To which the second man replies, "There is no way that that is possible... read more