A mother sends her son to the well to fetch water.
When the boy comes back without water, he explains that there was an alligator in the well.
"Don't worry," says the mother. "The alligator is just as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Mom," says the boy, "if the alligator is as scared of me as I am of him, we shouldn't be drinking tha...
"Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub…
So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
What did the donkey say as he fell down the well?
Hew-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Everyone clapped when the boy was rescued from the well.
But I'm waiting to see if he found my phone.
A man finds a well in the desert...
As he can't see how deep it is or if there's any water in it, he decides to drop something down the hole and rely on the sounds it will make. But all he can find that isn't sand, is a large and quite heavy rectangular block of stone. With great effort he pushes the big stone to the well and fin...
Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish.
That the police would never find Penny’s body.
Why does everyone listen to the well dressed goose?
He's a proper gander.
What is the first rule of fight club for the well-mannered?
You do not talk about the fight club with your mouth full.
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The well
An Arab sold a well to a Jew. The next day, the Arab went back to the Jew and said," I sold you the well, not the water inside it. If you want to buy the water, you'll have to give me more money." The Jew smiled and said," I was just about to call you because of that. Since you didn't sell me the wa...
Did you hear about the old lady who fell into the well?
Apparently, she left her glasses at home and couldn't see that well.
A boy fell down the well and got stuck for the entire day
It was a day well spent
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