From the 7 year old nephew: Why didn't the volcano eat dinner?
Because its plates were broken.
Why didn't the volcano have any money?
It went bank-erupt.
A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today
Said they took him for granite.
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What did the volcano say to his therapist?
Doctor, why is it so hard to LAVA woman?
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I'll leave.
Scientists say that the Yellowstone super-volcano is overdue for an eruption.
Apparently the volcano has eruptile dysfunction.
Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?
Because he was so magmanimous.
A lawyer, a priest and a schoolboy were sitting side by side on a plane.
Suddenly, they watched as one by one, the engines stopped working as the ash from the volcano they flew over clogged them.
The pilot announced sadly, “There’s not a damn thing we can do. We’re going to crash. Thank you for flying with us.”
While everyone was panicking, the three went t...
Two scientists are studying a volcano. One says 'yep, she's gonna blow'.
The other says 'nevermind her, what about the volcano?'
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