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The Type Of Guy Jokes

What do you call the type of guy who *always* leaves the party with his ex-girlfriend?

The groom

My friend Ellis is the type of guy who tells us everything about his life. But as a teacher, he's very closed off towards his students.

To them, he's just a Mr. E.

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The Tale of Kevin Bopper

Back in high school there was this kid named Kevin Bopper. He was... strange, to say the least. He was that quiet kid with long, greasy, dandruff-ridden hair, a face full of acne, and wore a leather jacket- you know the type. The thing that made him stand out, however, was his weird fixation on traf...

A college stud could get with any women he wanted.

Luke was pretty much perfect: star on the football team, top of his class, president multiple clubs, and was hot af. I mean, this guy has slept with hundreds of different girls, even his teachers. However, near his college career, he wants to settle down. He asks one of his best friends, Tracy, i...

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