UPJOKE

The Type Jokes

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If you're the type of person who hoards magazines...

... you probably have a lot of issues.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade

My wife was very much open to the idea of naming our child after a type of flower.

She wasn’t so happy when I suggested the type should be “self-raising”.

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What is the type of medicine porn-lovers use?

Neosporn.

What's the name of the type of force that holds a baby in the mother's womb?

Centrifetal

What do you call the type of nut that has facial hair?

Moustachio

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The type of girls I date are just like my credit score...

Every time I pull out my credit card, they both go down on me.

What do you call the type of guy who *always* leaves the party with his ex-girlfriend?

The groom

Unfortunately my style of humour is reflected in the type of woman I attract.

Dry.

What's the difference between the types of Indians who live in Canada?

One type moves to Canada and opens up restaurants, the other type already have reservations.



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Although fiber helps pass stool, you need to be careful about the type of fiber you ingest.

From my experience, T-Shirts work well but Jeans are a big no.

I never thought I’d be the type of person to wake up at 5 in the morning to exercise.

I was right.

A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks...

A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks. The scientist replies "Up, Down, Charm, Top, Bottom"

The student says "I think you missed one?" The scientist replies "Huh, thats Strange."

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