What do the Twin Towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common?
They both went down on my dad.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well
I keep telling this joke about the plane that crashed into the twin towers
It's a shame it never lands
Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?
Gesundheit 9/11.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party
It didn't land too well
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning?
Cause it has better reflexes than the twin towers.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers;
I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven...
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."
Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush do 9/11?"
God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated...
I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed...
But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.
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Nicklebacks’ album “Silver Side Up” was released on Sept. 11, 2001.
What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a terrorist attack took down the twin towers?
My ex-wife was born on Sept 11, which ending up being remembered for the national tragedy that happened that day.
And then fifteen years later the Twin Towers were destroyed.
A twelve year old is watching ghostbusters 2 for the first time with his father.
Kid : Dad what's that?
Dad : A walkman
Kid : and that?
Dad : A dark room for devoloping photos.
Kid : and those?
Dad : The twin towers.
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