Gandalf decided to go to the Shire, and to his surprise found Frodo and Sam making meth.
Gandalf decided to go to the Shire, and to his surprise found Frodo and Sam making meth.
"Why would you ever do such a thing!" He exclaimed.
"Well you see Mr Gandalf, after our adventure we haven't been able to feel the euphoria of being a hero until we tried this wonderful magic crys...
Why does nothing much change in the Shire?
Force of hobbit.
What is the name of the Shire that Gollum is from in Lord of the Rings?
The Worcestershire
Why is smoking illegal in the Shire?
It's a bad hobbit.
After that whole ring fiasco, Gandalf was in the Shire talking with Merry and Pippen...
"So, you went through the dark forest and met my friends the tree hearders. The Ents. Tell me about your journey."
Merry began. "They were all so big and mean and full of energy. All they did was rant and insult us!"
"Most of them, yes!" added Pippen. "Then we met old Gnarly Bark. He w...
A knight errant one day came across a damsel in the forest outside the Shire. “Fair lady, I offer you my honor,” he said. She replied “Good knight, I honor your offer.”
And that’s how it was, all night long: off her and on her, on her and off her.
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I think my friend might be gay
I went over to his house to watch Lord of the Rings, anyway do you remember how it begins with Bilbo celebrating his 111th birthday in the shire, reuniting with his old friend, Gandalf, Bilbo reveals that he intends to leave the Shire for one last adventure, and he leaves his inheritance, including ...
Ive seen this place, filled with hills and green grass, people party and eat and just chill out. They live for hundreds of years in peace. Virtually no crime. sunshine most days, nice families, quaint neighbourhood...
anyone else notice there are no black hobbits in the shire?
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