They’re walking up a hill, talking about what had happened during their childhood. About halfway through the height, the man spots a purple flower out of the corner of his eye. He goes over to it and picks it up. He turns to his friend and says, “Hey, look! A purple flower!”
His friends ...
The deer hunters
Two guys are going deer hunting the next morning. They're over at one guy's house cleaning their rifles and sighting the rifles in, when the first guy says to the second "Hey, there's a naked guy in your bedroom with your wife!" The second guy hands him two shells and says,"Here, shoot her in the he...
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How about a military joke?
It's time for boot camp inspection and all the Privates line up. While inspecting the rifles the Drill Sargent examines one of the lazier Privates rifle a little more closely and shouts **Private! This magazine is dirty! Clean it again!** So the Private cleans it again. Next time inspection...
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