I heard they exhumed the remains of a legendary French leader, and disassembled his skeleton into 206 separate pieces...
Napoleon bone-apart
Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu...
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and it's been confirmed the problem was not Bird Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts, however, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing...
Archaeologists in Rome have recently come across the remains of Brutus.
After some careful measurements, they've found that his height was quite astonishing - he was 98 inches tall!
Caesar even once said to him, "*8' 2", Brute?*"
Air Force One crashed on a farm in Nebraska
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did...
The other day I saw a documentary of hyenas eating the remains of a dead lion
I guess they just ate what was lion around.
Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
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Pierre the French fighter pilot was the greatest fighter pilot the world had ever seen.
His skill in a plane was rivaled only by his skill in bed and he had many a fair young thing aching for his love.
On a bright summer day he was picnicking with a young lady in the shade of a willow tree near a lake. They had talked for a while but the woman could wait no longer and she leane...
Old joke from former Eastern Germany: An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave, so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA, KGB and the Stasi....
The CIA team goes in first with all their equipment and comes out about 4 hours later.
"As far as we can determine, the remains are about 500,000 years old."
Not to be outdone by the CIA, the KGB goes in and comes out about 8 hours later.
"The remains are approximately 515,550 y...
Archaeologists recently discovered a tomb
When they dug the remains up they saw that the skeleton had a fine layer of chocolate on it and after months of intense research they discovered that it was the remains of the famous Pharaoh Rocher.
The taxman . . .
At the end of the tax year, The Taxation Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little...
I just burned 81,500 calories
Now to hide the remains and the flamethrower
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate & nuts.
Excited they believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Roche.
The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around...
that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.Over the years many...
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