I saw people waiting to get to the refreshments table at a party...
... and I said, "I guess this would be the punchline."
A man goes to a wedding
And they celebrate as normal until the reception. When he enters the tents, he sees several queues. He sees one to take a picture with the bride and groom, one to throw something at the Mother-in-law, one to pin the dress on the bridesmaid-or if you’re lucky, unpin-, one to request music, one to dan...
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom,
he waits in the ticket line for a fairly long time, but he eventually gets the tickets. He goes to rent a limo, the line for a limo rental was quite long, but he eventually gets one. He goes to buy her flowers, the line at the florist is enormous, but he finally gets some. At prom she asks him to ...
So this guy is getting ready for prom
and is trying to get up the nerve to ask the cutest girl in school to the dance. After a day or so he finally musters up the courage and asks her and she says yes! He's bouncing with excitement and starts planning to get ready for prom in a few weeks.
Later that week he goes by the local flo...
A lady applied for the position of a house maid.
Asked why she left her last employment, she said: Sir, the wages were good, the living conditions were quite comfortable but it was the most ridiculous place I've ever worked. They played this game they called Bridge. Last night a lot of folks were there.
As I was about to bring the refreshme...
Long: An underaged ginger walks into a bar...
The bartender ask for his ID. The ginger stops, making a big show of reaching into his wallet and pulling out an obviously fake card.
"What do you think yah trying to pull?" says the bartender, "This ain't no underage drinking bar. Scram punk!"
So the ginger gets kicked out on the stre...
Prom is near.
So prom is near. A couple named Jacob and Scarlet have been dating for a few months and Jacob asks her if she wants to go to prom.
"Of course!" she says. "But I require three things first. A limo, flowers, and you must wear a tux."
"Okay" says Jacob.
He has procrastinated t...
It's a long one so please bare with me...
Homecoming is coming up soon, and a boy has been meaning to ask his crush to go with him, but has been pushing it back because of fear. He wants to go with her so finally, at the end of the day he builds up the courage to ask her. He approaches her standing in front of her locker and asks her the q...
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Once upon a time, there was a wasp.
Now, this wasp was no ordinary wasp. No, no, this was an extremely intelligent wasp. He was so smart, in fact, that one day he decided to leave the nest to go to high school. Obviously, this was a big deal for his family, but they supported him in following his dreams, so they packed up his few belo...
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