What do you call a sniper in the red army?

A Marxman

I made my bookshelves listen to the Red Army Choir...

Now they're booksheviks

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Colonel Isaev, a veteran of the Great Patriotic War, is invited to a school in Leningrad

He is telling the children about his days as a soldier in the Red Army and his war exploits. When he finishes, he asks the children if they have any questions.

Vovochka raises his hand, and the teacher tenses up.

"When I grow up, I want to be an intelligence officer and protect my Glor...

In which army does it take more courage to retreat than advance?

The red army

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